Monday, July 21, 2008

Yated: Don't Taze Me, Bro!

It seems that the Yated, due to a marked decline in subscribers, has branched out into satire, following the lead of this blog, Pravda Ne'eman:

In the case of airlines that show movies on a central screen the Rabbinical Committee advises travelers to avoid these flights if at all possible, and if not they should take along a folding mechitzoh, available by calling 057- 3155613.
Yechiel Sever, Yated Ne'eman, July 18, 2008

Apparently a crucial paragraph was edited out of the original Yated article:
Use of said "folding mechitzoh" on an airliner will probably result in federal criminal charges and a thorough Tazering at the hands of an annoyed 250 lb. air marshal. The devout "mechitzoh" user may also find him or herself spending the rest of the flight shackled to the lavatory door. Use at your own risk.
J.D.