71 Reasons Not to Talk to Boys (Part II)

As promised, here is Part II of R2D2's comments on Frumteens' "71 Reasons Not to Talk to Boys."

11)They occupy your whole mind-you'll be thinking about them 24/7

Aluminum-foil hats and/or anti-psychotic medication can help with
this, a little.

12)You WILL regret anything you do with him

Especially if the police find the gun with your fingerprints on it.
What were you thinking going on a shooting spree at a children's
playground, you sociopath. That is so not hot!

13)IF you have the reputation for talking to boys, your friends will
get the same one, why would you want to do that to them?

This is especially true if you're a boy who talk to boys. Your friends
will be reputed to talk to boys.

14) At this age you say that you want a guy like this, etc..when you
get older your priorities will change and you might have hard time by
shidduchim

Try to think about what sort of guy you'll want in the retirement
community in Boca Raton and start looking NOW -- the male:female ratio
of folks in their 80's is rough business, so be proactive. Don't look
for a guy who will make you happy now -- that way lies madness!

15)Besides for just the obvious, you do so mnyn other aviros cus of
this-you lie-you get mad..

You forget how to spell words you could spell in the second grade...

16)Boys give you wayyyy too much confidence, and you get self centered

You might not even develop that eating disorder that all of your friends have.

17)You trick yourself into thinking you love him, but really it's just artificial

You have to read ALL of the ingredients!

18)Imagine kissing your husband, and thinking 'The last time i was
doing this it was with XYZ'

XYZ and I had a great time imagining kissing my husband.

19)You're always thinking about when he's gonna call, you can't think
about anything else

Then, when he does call, you're thinking your phone is ringing.

20)You start slacking off in school

And when you finally graduate from school, you stop going altogether!